Terrible Monsters

Count Drips von Terrible - Debut Edition

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The first of the Terrible Monsters series, Count Drips von Terrible - Debut Edition! 

The clammy man.  The supple myth.  The vaguely legendary vampire who drinks a lot and always invites himself over. 

Equipped with all the instruments of laying it down and tearing it up, the Dapper Count D is ready for anything the night may throw his way.

CONTENTS

  • Count Drips von Terrible Figure
  • Dapper-ass cape - Black
  • Coffin - Purple
  • Classy af candelabra - Purple
  • Flask of unholy water - Purple
  • Half-empty bottle of von Terrible Family Reserve Brand™ unholy water - Purple
  • Moldy grave dirt coffin display - Mold-colored


Each figure is 3.75” scale featuring 5 points of majestic, magnetic articulation. 
Each figure and accessory is handcrafted and hand-finished by the artist.  Imperfections are to be expected.

FEATURES

  • Coffin is removable from the base
  • Flask fits into coffin
  • Bottle fits into coffin display
  • Drips glows like a mf (and no skinpants, either)
  • Coffin can easily be hosed out after social engagements

Every item is made, painted, and finished by hand by the artist.  As such, they are not perfect.  They’ll sometimes contain blemishes, bubbles, and other minor forms of personality and character.

 

CAUTION

These are loaded with choking hazards.  Keep away from children, pets, and people who act like children or pets.

SALES

All sales are final.  However, if you’re unhappy with anything, please reach out to us and we’ll do our best to make things right.  It’s important to us that our customers love their purchases.

QUANTITIES

Orders for multiple sets will be cancelled and refunded.

SHIPPING

Currently shipping to the contiguous United States, Alaska, Hawaii, and Canada.

Once shipped, we are not responsible for loss, damage, delays, or mis-deliveries.  Please double-check to ensure your shipping details are accurate.