Terrible Monsters

Count Drips von Terrible - Midnight Masticator

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From Terrible Toyworks' Terrible Monsters series, Count Drips von Terrible - Midnight Masticator Edition! 

The clammy man.  The supple myth.  The vaguely legendary vampire who drinks a lot and always invites himself over. 

Equipped with all the instruments of laying it down and tearing it up, the Dapper Count D is ready for anything the night may throw his way.

The wet, sloshing song of mastication fills the darkest hour of night.

CONTENTS

  • Count Drips von Terrible Figure
  • Dapper-ass cape - Black
  • Coffin & lid - Dark Grey
  • Classy af candelabra - Blood Red
  • Flask of unholy water - Blood Red
  • Half-empty bottle of von Terrible Family Reserve Brand™ unholy water - Blood Red
  • Moldy grave dirt coffin display - Stormy Blue


Each figure is 3.75” scale featuring 5 points of majestic, magnetic articulation.


FEATURES

  • Coffin is removable from the base
  • Flask fits into coffin
  • Bottle fits into coffin display
  • Drips glows like a mf
  • Coffin can easily be hosed out after social engagements

(UN)LUCKY 13

One random customer will receive item #13, otherwise known as "(Un)lucky 13".  These pieces may possess unique embellishments, alternate accessories, or other touches that make them a one-of-a-kind specimen.

HANDMADE

Every item is crafted, painted, and finished by hand by the artist with care and love.  As they're not factory-made, they are not perfect.  They are works of art — you will see the brushstrokes.

CAUTION

These figures are works of art intended for adult collectors.  They are loaded with choking hazards.  Keep away from children, pets, and people who act like children or pets.

SALES

All sales are final.  However, if you’re unhappy with anything, please reach out to us and we’ll do our best to make things right.  It’s important to us that our customers love their purchases.

QUANTITIES

As these are limited runs, please limit your purchase to one set.  Orders for multiple sets will be cancelled and refunded.

SHIPPING

Currently shipping to the contiguous United States, Alaska, Hawaii, and Canada.

Once shipped, we are not responsible for loss, damage, delays, or misdeliveries.  Please double-check to ensure that your shipping details are accurate.