D is for Dracula - Count Dracula von Skinless

Behold! Count Dracula von Skinless, an exclusive art piece made for the "D is for Dracula" Toy Show by @labmonkeynumber9 and company.  We are beyond honored to participate alongside such outstanding artists.

This piece is an homage to that one time Dracula sucked so hard his skin flew off and went flapping through the night like a swarm of hopped-up bats, careening down a Carpathian crevasse, never to be seen again.

This 1-of-1 boner is cast in our Vampire Bones™ formula.  He glows in the dark, glows under UV light, and turns the color of charred bone in the sunlight. He features 5 magnetic points of articulation and comes equipped with a pimpin' red cape and a coagulated Vampiric Graveyard Gimp.  Ball hard.  Suck harder.

AVAILABLE NOW: D is for ...Dracula von Skinless, Limited to 1 piece – $175

CONTENTS

• Count Dracula von Skinless figure
• Dapper-ass cape - Blood Red
• Vampiric Graveyard Gimp - Blood Red with Green Vampire Bones™ Skull

Figure is 3.75” scale featuring 5 points of majestic, magnetic articulation.

FEATURES

• Glows like a mf
  
• Vampire Bones™ formula that changes color in sunlight
• Balls hard
  
• Sucks harder

HANDMADE

Every item is crafted, painted, and finished by hand by the artist with care and love.  As they're not factory-made, they are not perfect.  They are works of art — you will see the brushstrokes.

CAUTION

These figures are works of art intended for adult collectors.  They are loaded with choking hazards.  Keep away from children, pets, and people who act like children or pets.

SALES

All sales are final.  However, if you’re unhappy with anything, please reach out to us and we’ll do our best to make things right.  It’s important to us that our customers love their purchases.

SHIPPING

Currently shipping to the contiguous United States, Alaska, Hawaii, and Canada.

Once shipped, we are not responsible for loss, damage, delays, or misdeliveries.  Please double-check to ensure that your shipping details are accurate.